Saturday, April 12, 2014

Wemen's Rights

The cute waitress only talks to you for a paycheck.
That psychologist only listen to you for a paycheck.
Fine lady date likes to hang out for a meal and movie, that's right you pay the check.
Mr. Nice Guy

Forgive me if you find me at a gentlemen's club, talking to a stripper like I grow up with her, bought her a drink and dancing like we are on a date.

I don't really know why I find it therapeutic.

Just an illusions.

Yeah, the same as all that other stuff.

Saturday, April 5, 2014


A group of scientists placed 5 monkeys in a cage and in the middle, a ladder with bananas on the top. 

Every time a monkey went up the ladder, the scientists soaked the rest of the monkeys with cold water.

After a while, every time a monkey went up the ladder, the others beat up the one on the ladder.
After some time, no monkey dare to go up the ladder regardless of the temptation.

Scientists then decided to substitute one of the monkeys. 
The 1st thing this new monkey did was to go up the ladder. Immediately the other monkeys beat him up.

After several beatings, the new members learned not to climb the ladder even though the group never knew why.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Court date

I'm going to court again....

Family and friends should help you.
not tear your life apart because I did not turn out the way they wanted you to be.

Be in jail soon they can't want for me to slip up, guess thats why the cops stop me every time I go for a walk.

"Where you going?"

Jail... guess I'm already there.